Lame Jokes
It's that time again. That's right. It's lame joke time. Post 'em as you find 'em. :)
Just in case you are in doubt of what constitutes a "lame joke" I'll give you an example:
What did the pen say to the paper?
I dot my i's on you.
Ha. Ha. Ha. ~Ahem!~ Yes, that would be a lame joke. I know you all know and . . . tolerate them. :) Have fun!
Just in case you are in doubt of what constitutes a "lame joke" I'll give you an example:
What did the pen say to the paper?
I dot my i's on you.
Ha. Ha. Ha. ~Ahem!~ Yes, that would be a lame joke. I know you all know and . . . tolerate them. :) Have fun!
posted by Bonnie at 2:14 PM
22 Comments:
Why Bonnie... why? Why must you inflict pain with lame (but funny)jokes?
Well, I have more of a "bad" pun (or so I've been told. I think it's rather clever.) Anyway, a person touches another person's arm, giving them a shock. "Oh sorry, I guess it's just my electric personality."
Confucius say, "time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like bananas"
"Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy"
"Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted."
Hee hee hee! Moog you win! I think Steve could take some lame joke lessons from you. ;)
How are a Texas tornado and a Tennesssee divorce the same?
Somebody's going to lose a trailer
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick
These two are my favorites:)
Well Bonnie, I think it depends on what you're going for, lame or funny? I think Steve's joke is definitely the lamest ;)
She said lame, Moog. Those were pretty lame, however. ;)
How did Simba win the race?
He Mufasa
I wasn't going to post anything more but when you come across something this groan inducing...
A chiropractor has been in practice for many years when he realizes that a couple of his patients with the same back problem also have the same unusual facial tic. Intrigued he starts taking pictures of his patients’ faces and correlating them with their diagnoses. The result is a comprehensive diagnostic manual showing doctors which spinal problems to look for, based on their patients’ facial habits. He titles it Face, The Spinal Frontier.
Oh my gosh Margarete... :)
What's brown and sticky?
A stick
I don't make this stuff up, I only report it ;)
Margaret Lame Joke Channel: She reports. You groan in agony.
Moog that is so horrable... and yet so good at the same time.
No Dan, it's your spelling that's 'horrable'
No arguments their (spelled wrong on purpous (that to)).
~rolls eyes~
Hehehe
Bwa ha ha ha! I just heard the most hilarious joke on Who's Line is it Anyway and I had to post it! Collin, my favorite guy told it during their newscast game. ;) Anyway . . .
Today, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer died at the age of 52. Sad, I know. The famous reindeer was apparently flying over Barcelona when he was hit by a flock of sea gulls . . . and a 747. Witnesses say that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
Hahahahahahahahahaha! So funny! :D
A playon words from My Fair Lady hehehehehe:D
I had a dream last night that I was a muffler.
This morning I woke up exhausted.
Did you hear about the farmer who won the award? He was out standing in his field.
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