Lame Jokes

It's that time again. That's right. It's lame joke time. Post 'em as you find 'em. :)

Just in case you are in doubt of what constitutes a "lame joke" I'll give you an example:

What did the pen say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you.

Ha. Ha. Ha. ~Ahem!~ Yes, that would be a lame joke. I know you all know and . . . tolerate them. :) Have fun!